Driving to olive garden, high, and a wild setting sun appears
- Me: Ahhh!
- Jon: What!!!!
- Jon: Ahhh!
Foke a smat bowl.
- me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
My Coworkers know what’s up
Local food places are Fuckin bomb
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.