Aw look at booby bear!

Driving to olive garden, high, and a wild setting sun appears

  • Me: Ahhh!
  • Jon: What!!!!
  • Jon: Ahhh!

Foke a smat bowl.

  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

My Coworkers know what’s up

Local food places are Fuckin bomb

birdstump:

Our Last Fight, by Carolina Arriagada and Migs del Mundo
  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.